Pathan: Maa Ham Bada Hokar Erfors Men Jayega; Maa: Beta Mujhe Kaise Pata Chalega Ki Ye Mere Bete Ka Jahaj Hai? Pathan: Ham Gujarte Vakt Ghar Par Bamb Fekega!
Santa: Beta College Men Tune Kaunkaun Se Do Mushkil Kaam Sikhe Hain? Pappu: Ek To Danton Se Biar Ki Botal Kholna Aur Dusari Tej Bike Men Bhi Ek Tili Se Sigret Jalana
Pappu Techer Se: Sar Mujhe Chhutti Chahiye Techer: Kyon? Pappu: Aaj Hamare Ghar 3 Mehmaan A Rahe Hain Techer: Kaunkaun? Pappu: Sar Meri Nani Ka Beta Meri Mammi Ka Bhai Aur Mere Mama Ji
Santa: Are Pappu Beta Kya Hua? Aaj Tum Taraju Aur Baat Lekker Skool Kyon Jaa Rahe Ho? Pappu: Papa Kal Sar Ne Hamen Sikhaya Tha Ki Hamen Har Baat Ko Napataul Kar Bolna Chahiye Isiliye
Pappu: Chopada Ankal Aap Chemist Hain Na? Chopada Ankal: Ha Beta Par Chemist Nahin Kamist Bolte Hain! Pappu: Achchha! Thanku Kopada Ankal !
Subah Tution Jaate Vakt Papa Ne Rok Kar Pucha "Aur Beta Padhai Me Kya Chal Raha Hai?" Maine Bhi Majakiya Mod Men Bol Diya "Fogg Chal Raha Hai" Bas Fir Kya Papa Serius Ho Gae Subah Subah Peet Diya Abhi Bhi Aakhon Ke Samne Kohra Chhaya Hua Hai